Good things happen to those who tell dumb jokes
Nick is back, but I am off. Off, away, absconding with an iPod cooler than his own! Oh, he'll be coming for it; I know he will. I'll be prepared, though. I'm planning on putting a couple drywall screws through that bitch so that when he grabs it his hand gets shanked. Anyway, my gross monetary worth is way up and I once again see hope for the human race. Actually, no; I take that back. I just think Nick is a fucking awesome guy.
